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Kessel Fun Run 5K

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Credit – http://www.jplondondesign.com/the-kessel-run

Something is wrong with Star Wars internet in 2018 and Loose Canon is here to probably make it worse. And sure, we’ll talk about Solo too.

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Weapons of Mass Disruption

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Rebranding as ‘Accidental Friends Podcast’ in 2018

“The real superweapon is families falling apart” – Patrick

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The Last Jedi: Abused and Enthused

The Last Jedi

Much like an internet argument, except for something actually happens.

The Last Jedi. You loved it, you hated it, we waited 3 months to talk about it. We call that a win.

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  • Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)
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X-Wings & Rogue Squadron

X-wings

S-foils locked in extraneously designed position

The Last Jedi hype is just too real right now. So let’s talk about X-Wings for an hour. Sound good?

 

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Please End Our Buffering

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So much for that 8-track we needed 5 minutes ago.

It’s clear that Star Wars has a much better version of Google Hangouts than we do. In this one, we deep dive into communications and means of data transfer, especially the kind that occurs in Rogue One.

Alternative show title: The Benefits of Using Mon Calamari Zip Drives

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Ewok Shofar
Did Patrick actually say Fart Vader?
XKCD What-If infographic about moving large amounts of data
Dumb, now out-of-date headphone jack meme

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Yes, but What about the Paperwork?

Star Wars Law

We can dream, right?

The galaxy isn’t entirely made up of lightsaber fights and cut-and-dried good and evil. In this episode, we get our lawyer friend and muse Joe Terrenzio on retainer. He applies his legal expertise to the galaxy and prepare for our eventual lawsuit with Lucasfilm and the Church of Scientology. Not necessarily in that order.

Excuse to post Nick’s favorite Tecnho Union video.

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6 Jawas Who Totally Knew about the Bad Motivator

Dathcha

Who can forget Dathcha? This cutie sharpshooter could hardly contain his giggles when Owen tried to buy R5-D4. What a sucker!

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Kekit

Total conniver. He basically rigged the motivator stunt himself. Friends say he stuck it back in with duct tape. LOL!

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Het Nkik

On second thought, Ol’ Nkikky was at the cantina the whole time. He might be off the hook.

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Jeff

Alright, quit playin’ Jeff. We all know you’re just a regular sized dude in a Jawa robe. Even Buddy the Elf had to come to terms with it eventually. Plus, your name is Jeff. Dead giveaway.

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Jebnit

Never seen without Tab. They both had to be in on it, those little scamps 😉

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Tab

Hated Jebnit’s guts, but they were the only ones that could truly understand each other’s stank. SAD

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Ugly unmasked sand person is ugly
Rust Never Sleeps
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The Light, It Burns: How Lightsabers Work

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Three years into the podcast and we’re finally getting to how lightsabers work.

We owe guest host Aaron Spain (half of the Nordy Derk Podcast) this episode. Here’s our thank you, three years later.

Star Wars Explained video about Vader’s lightsaber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unE4Cg9HjAk

Do it: https://youtu.be/vU54c3YDyak

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The Lost Episodes Vol 1 – The Force Awakens

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“Traitor! [it’s implied that I have history with you, let’s fight]”

Better late than never.

Long considered lost and forgotten, raw audio tracks were unearthed. In them, the boys finally get to breaking down The Force Awakens. What better time to release them to the public than 17 months and 1 film later!

The weirdest part: our opinions age pretty well.

Here’s a link to the article Nick cited about tweaking the timing on blowing up the planets.

Happy Star Wars Day!

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What the Force Does

the force

“I smell something. Do you smell that? It’s in this general region right here. Weird”

The Force.

What does it do?
What doesn’t it do?
Why is it so finicky, changing from wielder to wielder?
Bonus question: what does it have to do with girls’ night out?

We’re back to catalog the does and don’ts of the Force. Cause it’s confusing and we’re here to help our listeners make sense of the galaxy.

Tune in to find out why the alternate title is “Tauntaun Throat Sausage”

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